#196 : Cybernetics Guardian

A dystopian future, rapid scientific advancements, hidden secret societies, high intense action and the coming of a savior of darkness to cleanse the world… yeah that sounds fun, but what else have you got to offer? Well how about massive lion’s mane hair? Oh yes, now we are talking. A possessed beast with massive hair that defies gravity, yeah I don’t care how bad the plot is, or is not, I think we have here a hit for an OVA. But then a familiar name appears, Koichi Ohata. Oh no, not M.D. Geist… again! Never fear, this time we have something different. This time we’ll dive into Cybernetics Guardian.

CG_1Meet now our protagonist. This John Stocker fellow has a bright future ahead of him. His job is to test out a mech suit made of astenite, a metal that draws in transformative psychic energy and has been used variously in many medical applications to great success. All goes well until a test accident awakens hidden powers inside Mr. Stalker. A demonic presence named Saldo begins to emerge which heightens even more so after John Stalker’s body is kidnapped by a masked and robed figure. He is taken back to his childhood home, the slums of the city known as Cancer. There evil priests revive in process this beastly creature that was once John Stalker to lay ravage onto the city of Cyber-wood.

CG_2Simple and basic, this story is a generic tale seen in many comic book scenarios… “Unleash the beast within”, or “OMG, what has happened to me, I’m possessed!” Except this time our protagonist gets the ultimate coif… it has to be a weave! Cybernetics Guardian is definitely anime and has the feel we expect from Japanese hands, yet I can’t help but witness a more Western influence. The characters look more Caucasian than usual, which of course is subjective to my eye, but even the setting feels like Los Angeles from Blade Runner, which of course borrowed many Eastern elements. So perhaps we have a draw of sorts with no real side taken between East or West? Visually in terms of color and mood there just is something different in the palette that draws more into the more indie or underground American style. Maybe it’s just me?

CG_3For being a short one off production and a product of Koichi Ohata, Cybernetics Guardian is actually decent to watch. Nothing against Ohata, but many of his productions have a schlock feel too them with a touch of the ultra violent. Cyberbetics Guardian has a little of this as well, but there is also some substance under the showing off of hyper active macho gore. M.D. Geist I liked, though it is a bit on the ridiculous (so bad it’s entertaining), and Genocyber I could never get through a whole watching (just not my thing). Yet Cybernetics Guardian is a happy medium and can function well as there is humanity in the John Stocker character, unlike say Geist. By no means a top of the line OVA release Cyberbetics Guardian is well executed in terms of paint and pen and has enough of of an okay story to watch through, just not very often. It might be the crown jewel of Ohata’s early work?

#47 : Hyper Combat Unit Dangaioh

Fast fact… the opening sequence to the first episode of Dangaioh is awesome. WHOA talk about a whole lot of fun crammed into about three and a half minutes. This may be my favorite anime of what I call popcorn entertainment… sit down and have a blast with no strings attached and to be honest, no real sense of depth beyond what you see is what you get. Dangaioh takes what was fun about super robot mecha from the 1970s and early 1980s and injects it with a dose of higher octane fuel and sprinking in a little esper super hero as the topping on the cake. Be ready to “Cross Fight” because I want to talk about Hyper Combat Unit Dangaioh.

Dangaioh_1It’s time to separate from the uber serious space opera and so-called real robot genere of mecha and return to something more fundamental and basic. I view Dangaioh the same way as I view punk rock in that regard. And while pomp and circumstance of “big stadium acts” or “progressive rock” like titles of say Mobile Suit Gundam, Macross, or Ideon are very much beloved by me, I also find a relief in something simpler, harder and faster. Enter Dangaioh into the mix and I go… “Yeah lets ROCK!” But keep it simple and fun without over bloating it… like say contemporary action films of Hollywood.

Dangaioh_2In the process of the intro we meet our team of heroes who will pilot the Dangaioh machine. We begin with sensitive and level headed Mia Alice, crybaby and cheerleader Lamba Nom, hot headed Pai Thunder and Roll Kran, who is basically the useless guy. Wait a minute… three girls and one dude? That may be more common today, but for the 1980s that was something new. Usually it was the reverse with only one girl in a group of boys. Needless to say these four have been enhanced with esper qualities of various difference and their main purpose is to be sold to the “Banker” a pirate named, Garimoth, much to the chagrin of the jealous Gil Berg (who eventually sells out because why not, he wants to be the king of the group after all). Needless to say our four  heroes realize they are individuals and go against this predetermined destiny. Freewill wins!

Dangaioh_3And the fun starts from there. And over a period of three episodes we enter a “bad guy of the week” type of format. Again reminiscent of early days of mecha, Go Nagai would be proud to see the pendulum swing back towards a more simple approach to mecha. But, that is not to say it is completely elementary. The story at time digs deep into character psychology and in many cases backstory since our heroes are trying to rediscover who they really are. The artwork is awesome as well. As a fan of Toshiro Hirano’s style, it oozes with his certain touch of character design as well as overall direction. Plus, this has great mecha designs and ideas from Koichi Ohata. Nice to see that man’s skills as an artist than say a director, M.D. Geist anyone?

Dangaioh_4For those of us in the U.S., Dangaioh along with Gunbuster would be the first Japanese animation released subtitled on that old glorious format of VHS. Thank you U.S. Renditions for making this happen and it is sad you are not around today still releasing anime. These three tapes are collectors items for sure for some of us, including myself, but could you imagine purchasing one episode for about $30. And on VHS to boot, not say Blu-Ray or some other high definition source. How times and the market have changed.

Could it have been more than just only the three episodes? True there was that Great Dangaioh TV series, but nothing for the original. And that is fine, because why keep milking a story to death? Seriously, sometimes a great band may release an album or two and then move on to other personal projects. Dangaioh is very much the same. Rock on forever Dangaioh as we rise our lighters to the air for you. I will love ya till the end of time.

#44 : M.D. Geist

Let’s see what anime I can talk about. First let’s draw out a name from this basket here and… AH HELL NO! NO NO NO! For the love of the universe, why in all the world do I have to talk about M.D. Geist? It’s universally noted for being a symbol of a certain demographic of anime, hated by some and obsessively loved by others… I question this last group of folks. WHY? WHY? … Ya know… I quit.

… ok I can’t quit just yet, give me one second here …

MDG_1Damn this is such a bad anime. It’s totally a macho cock swaggering violence fest. It is so badly written, acted, produced etc. that once you watch it a couple times… wait a minute. I watched this crap fest a couple times? Shaking my head, oh if it’s so bad why am I watching it a couple times. That is because ladies, gentlemen and everyone else, it is so bad, so dumb, so… cheesy and entertaining that it just… works. Yeah it’s so bad and so poopy that it’s… amazing. And I don’t mean like The Humanoid, I love The Humanoid as it has class. But M.D. Geist is like one of those really bad ‘B’, no ‘D’ action movies that you have to watch because you become a better individual in the process. After all why watch something decently blah when you can fill you life watching stuff that is amazing and  on the other end of the spectrum terrible that you are laughing at it more often due to the absurdity. Never settle for the middle of ordinary with your anime.

MDG_2So how was this production made. Japan had a lot of talent and money floating around in the mid 1980s. OVAs were starting to allow artists who were more production based like designers and animators to gain the coveted role of director, or a high creative role. For Koichi Ohata, a genius mecha designer and animator, such opportunities opened up in the form of M.D. Geist while still only in his early 20s. Did he deserve the shot? Perhaps, but he was among a generation of those who were literally at the right place and the right time… lucky! And for those of us in the west, Ohata would find a fan who would raise his production into legendary status, the head of Central Park Media (rest in peace great company) John O’Donnell. Not only would O’Donnell release and re-release this OVA, but would call for a sequel, because of course everything needs a sequel… well maybe not.

MDG_3And much like the production itself, the character of Geist can’t be killed off so easily. After all he is one of the ‘most dangerous’ after all. A creation of the conflicts of the planet Jerra, a universal killing machine of a man. And not only that, but he is unlikeable, crude, self absorbed and even asexual (just ask Vaiya, the only woman ever present in the whole OVA). The total anti-hero, but no… more like the villain as protagonist. So who does Geist fight for? The Nexrum Army? Nope. The Regular Army? No… wait the Regular Army… how generic? For Vaiya? Nope, he won’t even make a pass on her. He is fighting for his own cause and that cause is… uh…who knows. As long as he can keep fighting and shedding blood, he is living. Yeah, not much of a plot, but guess what the ending is only the beginning, even Geist says so with his final line of dialogue. Maybe now I see why there became a sequel a decade later… good lord. I’m done…

MDG_4Once considered the worst anime ever made, or sometimes the second worst ever made because “no one can agree on the worst” (AWO podcast) M.D. Geist has without question, a reputation, or perhaps a legacy. When it comes to bad anime, or maybe even that silly term ‘Manime”, Geist you are truly the king of all kings. May your crown never grow heavy. If you plan on watching this, go with the original cut in Japanese and not the so called director’s cut. But if you want a laugh… director’s cut in English all the way. One of the best awful dubs ever.

… and I might be a dork here, but anyone who is a fan of the show The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers if you remember Shane Gooseman… doesn’t he look like Geist?