#158 : Crusher Joe (OVA series)

CJOVA_1Joe is back and our favorite Crushers have a couple more stories to tell! Two to be exact: The Ice Prison and The Final Weapon Ash (These titles have a few translated variations). The 1983 Crusher Joe movie was an enjoyable ride of a great time, but this 1989 OVA set may even be better. With shorter run times, fluid animation, great pacing and lots more fun, fun, fun, both episodes (I prefer to call them mini movies) of the Crusher Joe OVA series may be some of the best (if not the best?) sci-fi action anime produced in the decade of the 1980s. While Haruka Takachiho’s other creation, The Dirty Pair, may get more attention, those of us in the know really love Joe.

CJOVA_2The joy of Crusher Joe has always been there are no strings attached. You don’t have to have to learn a lot of back story, or get fully involved into the property. Much like a well made platformer, or an arcade title (in regards to video games), or a classic board game like Monopoly, all you have to do is just play it. This is the process of getting oneself into the game and learn the rules as you go, or as the old saying goes, “it’s easy to pickup, but can take a lifetime to master.” This is true of any craft, or hobby as well and I only point out games because Crusher Joe is all about fun and pure enjoyment. Crusher Joe is often quoted as a prototype, or influence for Cowboy Bebop, so it is easily accessible in terms of hitting a chord towards a common denominator for sci-fi action. While the Crusher Joe movie does this well, the OVA does this even better as it gets you into the mode and feel of what Crusher Joe is all about faster. From my own opinion, watch the OVAs first and then watch the movie.

CJOVA_3Both The Ice Prison and The Final Weapon Ash are stories about rescue operations. I hope Crushers get paid well, because it seems like they always get hired to do the dirtiest of work and it ruins one’s vacations on the shortest of notice. The Ice Prison has Joe, Alfin, Talos and Ricky hired by a corrupt government looking to change the course of an asteroid that has gone into free fall towards their planet. This asteroid also happens to house political prisoners as well who mine it for natural resources. An added bonus for this job is the fact that the Crushers are asked to make an attempt, and I use this word wisely, at rescuing these prisoners. Once the job starts the truth becomes apparent that all is not what it appears to be. Why does the government want to rescue rival political dissidents? My gut senses something is not right here.

CJOVA_4For many fans, including myself, The Final Weapon Ash is the crown jewel of the two episodes if not the cream of the crop for all that is Crusher Joe. An ultimate weapon, the Ash (named because it can turn everything to… ash), is under the care of a female officer who is captured by a rival political faction wanting to harness it’s ultimate power. Hijacking a ship and committing mutiny, the rebel faction with the female officer crash onto a planet known to have a nasty population of killer robots, the Cloakers. Our favorite Crushers are thus hired and brought in to rescue her and return the Ash to safe hands. A twist of irony is that with all the power the Ash has and represents, it is compactly contained into a mere briefcase. Talk about a big punch in a very small package! Do you want a great MacGuffin device story?

Could Crusher Joe represent sci-fi anime from the 1980s as a whole? The movie and this OVA bookend a time for most of us that defined outer space oriented sci-fi and adventure. And why I chose Crusher Joe out of the many options is because it remains in the 1980s since no remakes, or other sequels have been created past these two productions (as of the writing of this entry). Crusher Joe will forever live on as an unspoiled archetype of fun, friends, flying spaceships, having cool hair and rocking colorful jumpsuits… who could as for anything more! One final question will always remain, “Can I get a drink of water?” (watch The Final Weapon Ash to find out)

#135 : Crusher Joe (movie)

CJm_1Say Joe, what do you know? … How does it feel to be the literary older sibling of the Dirty Pair? Maybe a little jealous as Kei and Yuri often get a lot of love and fan mail, but some of us out there in old time otaku land remember you too my old friend. Space adventure and science fiction were really hot in the early 1980s and a 1983 film by the name of Crusher Joe set itself perfectly into the zeitgeist of the moment. Let’s step back in time to experience the future, grab some popcorn and cut the lights… we’re watching this movie! 

CJm_2Does Crusher Joe remind you of say, Cowboy Bebop? The character dynamics are there: Young heroic guy, the big tough veteran, the pretty girl and a nerdy kid. What!… no cute Welsh Corgi!? Crusher Joe is sci-fi fun similar to say Star Wars, or maybe Buck Rogers, or perhaps Flash Gordon. What about Space Dandy? Or in contemporary anime terms of about 1983… Space Adventure Cobra meets Gatchaman that looks a lot like the original Mobile Suit Gundam. Oh and one big difference to Cowboy Bebop… no swinging jazz. What!? No flat fifths, or 7th #9 chords interspersed in hand drawn loveliness? Ah shucks! Alas Crusher Joe is sci-fi the way we hoped for the future to be in the 1980s. Lots of warp drives, high collared tailored jumpsuits and dancing at the discotheques. I don’t know about you, but I am still waiting for this dated version of the future to come to fruition. Am I alone on this one?

So what exactly are Crushers anyway? You got a job, any job? You got money? Then a Crusher has got you covered, except keep it clean and legit as this keeps the paperwork easier to file. Joe, Alfin, Talos and Ricky have a new job of transporting a mysterious cargo with no questions asked to a specific destination. Sounds simple enough, but then again be careful what contracts you sign your name on. On a trek through hyperspace a ‘little’ accident occurs with this cargo on board. Ever have a bomb go off in the middle of a warp? Its not very pretty. After coming back to consciousness, Joe and crew quickly evaluate the situation and discover the cargo has gone missing. Ah oh, what else could go wrong? Maybe a run in with the authorities and finding out your cargo was a princess who was cryogenically frozen and now you are charged with kidnapping. Talk about a good time to call a lawyer. Now the question becomes who set up Joe and how do they get this princess back safe and sound?

CJm_3Let me return to the Mobile Suit Gundam reference again… this movie really, really looks like the iconic mecha series in terms of it’s characters. This is NO!! accident. The character designs, script, and storyboards were mainly at the helm of Gundam’s character designer Yoshikazu Yasuhiko. ‘YAS’ even helmed the directors chair. He literally owned this movie, maybe even more so than original creator Haruka Takachiho. Besides the obvious stylings of YAS, Crusher Joe also shares his sense of humor and fun action, which ties back to Takachiho’s source material quite nicely. Add in some mecha designs from a young up and coming Shoji Kawamori, hot off of the original Macross (LOVE!), and the fire power of Studio Sunrise, you have one of the best stand alone sci-fi movies of the decade. In fact Crusher Joe was Sunrise’s first original movie outside of TV show adaptations, in case you wanted to know (it’s common knowledge on the internet?).

CJm_4Once upon a time we had grand and fun swash buckling adventures told through the medium of intergalactic outer space fantasies. True they still exist in some form today, they don’t hold the same romanticism as their analog counterparts of yesteryear… or perhaps I am just being biased. Crusher Joe is a film that defines what made 1980s anime appealing and fun, even into the present. Plus as an added bonus… guess who makes a brief cameo for their first appearance ever in an anime? Kei and Yuri… the Dirty Pair… ah… Lovely Angels 🙂 They always seem to hog the spotlight in some form or another… can you blame them?

#124 : Dirty Pair (TV Series)

dptv_1“Once upon time there were two little girls who went to the World Welfare Works Association academy… And they were each assigned very ‘hazardous’ duties… But I took them away from all that and now they work for me, my name is Gooley.” Hmm… hazardous duties? Have you seen the track record of these two ladies as of late? Mr. Gooley, your two trouble consultations, those Lovely Angels are creating a lot of havoc wherever they go, though they don’t mean to because as the bumper sticker says “S#!t Happens!”. These girls even have a well known nickname and have been featured in many anime back in the day including an awesome TV series with this so-called nickname. And not Gooley’s Angels mind you; more like… Dirty Pair.

dptv_2Kei and Yuri are at it yet again and this time we are in for the long haul. While a majority of the Dirty Pair releases are single release fare (Affair of Nolandia, Project Eden and Flight 005 Conspiracy) we are treated with a multitude of adventures this time around. And yes there was that 10 episode OVA quasi-sequel from 1987, but that to me is supplementary to this TV series from 1985. And what a series from the hands of Sunrise as this could be considered the ‘sister series’ (light pun?) to the other two titles being Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam and Blue Comet SPT Layzner. Three’s a crowd? Not this time. More like Three of a Perfect Pair (any King Crimson fans?). This is because if watching the more serious space operatic mecha of Zeta Gundam and Layzner become a little too much, chill out with the Dirty Pair for a little light hearted fun.

dptv_3Within a space of 24 episodes plus two extra supplements as direct to video OVAs, you get a total of 26 episodes of adventure with Kei and Yuri. The fun nature and space travel of the Dirty Pair TV series can be looked at as a gender inverse to Space Adventure Cobra. Instead of the bumbling Lupin-esque macho Cobra you get two ladies, both of whom are feminine and independent characters. Smart and skillful, but at times a little short on temper, particularly Kei (my favorite of the pairing!), expect something to come out of the blue at any moment. As much as the girls try to help each situation, they are so-called trouble consultants after all, they often create a little more trouble in the process. Still, the comedy and the action that often occurs within each episode becomes golden at proper moments. Who would have thought the original books by Haruka Takachiho would have grown into one of the best franchises of the 1980s?

In all honesty, compared to one-offs like Affair of Nolandia, or Project Eden, I don’t see much replay in the TV series. The TV series is worth a viewing with absolutely no question, but the quick changes of plot from episode to episode may be a little to fast for my taste. Of course it may be different for you and that is ok. Ironic as I usually prefer longer run TV series over movie/OVA adaptations, but with the Dirty Pair it is not the case… it is a case of breaking all the statistical norms… that I do appreciate! And as English is my native tongue, sometimes I do love a dub. The sub track with the Japanese is excellent, but I have a love for the early 90s Streamline dubs of the Dirty Pair, perhaps some of that companies best.

dptv_4“And then they’ll have Fun, Fun, Fun and hope that chief Gooley doesn’t take the Lovely Angel away. And then they’ll have Fun, Fun, Fun…” A variation on a classic Beach Boys song, but it completely rings true to the Dirty Pair. I often look to the TV series as phase two in one’s Dirty Pair journey. Start with one of the single outings mentioned earlier, then move to the TV series… or jump into the TV series if you want to override that prerequisite as there is no law stating ‘One should!’ The only real question is do you want a fun show? If you answer yes, then the Dirty Pair TV series will satisfy.