#124 : Dirty Pair (TV Series)

dptv_1“Once upon time there were two little girls who went to the World Welfare Works Association academy… And they were each assigned very ‘hazardous’ duties… But I took them away from all that and now they work for me, my name is Gooley.” Hmm… hazardous duties? Have you seen the track record of these two ladies as of late? Mr. Gooley, your two trouble consultations, those Lovely Angels are creating a lot of havoc wherever they go, though they don’t mean to because as the bumper sticker says “S#!t Happens!”. These girls even have a well known nickname and have been featured in many anime back in the day including an awesome TV series with this so-called nickname. And not Gooley’s Angels mind you; more like… Dirty Pair.

dptv_2Kei and Yuri are at it yet again and this time we are in for the long haul. While a majority of the Dirty Pair releases are single release fare (Affair of Nolandia, Project Eden and Flight 005 Conspiracy) we are treated with a multitude of adventures this time around. And yes there was that 10 episode OVA quasi-sequel from 1987, but that to me is supplementary to this TV series from 1985. And what a series from the hands of Sunrise as this could be considered the ‘sister series’ (light pun?) to the other two titles being Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam and Blue Comet SPT Layzner. Three’s a crowd? Not this time. More like Three of a Perfect Pair (any King Crimson fans?). This is because if watching the more serious space operatic mecha of Zeta Gundam and Layzner become a little too much, chill out with the Dirty Pair for a little light hearted fun.

dptv_3Within a space of 24 episodes plus two extra supplements as direct to video OVAs, you get a total of 26 episodes of adventure with Kei and Yuri. The fun nature and space travel of the Dirty Pair TV series can be looked at as a gender inverse to Space Adventure Cobra. Instead of the bumbling Lupin-esque macho Cobra you get two ladies, both of whom are feminine and independent characters. Smart and skillful, but at times a little short on temper, particularly Kei (my favorite of the pairing!), expect something to come out of the blue at any moment. As much as the girls try to help each situation, they are so-called trouble consultants after all, they often create a little more trouble in the process. Still, the comedy and the action that often occurs within each episode becomes golden at proper moments. Who would have thought the original books by Haruka Takachiho would have grown into one of the best franchises of the 1980s?

In all honesty, compared to one-offs like Affair of Nolandia, or Project Eden, I don’t see much replay in the TV series. The TV series is worth a viewing with absolutely no question, but the quick changes of plot from episode to episode may be a little to fast for my taste. Of course it may be different for you and that is ok. Ironic as I usually prefer longer run TV series over movie/OVA adaptations, but with the Dirty Pair it is not the case… it is a case of breaking all the statistical norms… that I do appreciate! And as English is my native tongue, sometimes I do love a dub. The sub track with the Japanese is excellent, but I have a love for the early 90s Streamline dubs of the Dirty Pair, perhaps some of that companies best.

dptv_4“And then they’ll have Fun, Fun, Fun and hope that chief Gooley doesn’t take the Lovely Angel away. And then they’ll have Fun, Fun, Fun…” A variation on a classic Beach Boys song, but it completely rings true to the Dirty Pair. I often look to the TV series as phase two in one’s Dirty Pair journey. Start with one of the single outings mentioned earlier, then move to the TV series… or jump into the TV series if you want to override that prerequisite as there is no law stating ‘One should!’ The only real question is do you want a fun show? If you answer yes, then the Dirty Pair TV series will satisfy.

#70 : Dirty Pair: Project Eden

zIf there is one thing the Dirty Pair, I mean Lovely Angels (sorry girls), do well is that they know how to make a big explosion no matter where they go. I mean it is a part of their reputation after all. But in 1987, after the TV show and a one off OVA, our girls Kei and Yuri would make a BIG comeback. First a couple OVA releases, the first to finish off the TV series and the second a ten episode new series. And then, ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, our favorite duo would get a moment on the big screen. HOORAY!!! Welcome to the Dirty Pair Movie (Japan’s official name, really?) better known as Dirty Pair: Project Eden.

DP_PE_1Wine, women and song. This is an old saying and yet it perfectly fits the Dirty Pair’s… Ah I mean Lovely Angel’s only theatrical outing. All three of these elements have an important role in this movie. The wine, the minor McGuffin device of sorts between the two male characters (who I will mention later). Is this bottle of Chateau Laffitte 1945 ‘De Gaulle’ really worth all this trouble? Women, well that is our main duo Kei and Yuri, or duh that’s obvious. And song, this film has a great soundtrack. Find the moment where Yuri is dancing and you will see what I mean, because sometimes when the closing track Pas de Deux kicks in, I do similar moves.

DP_PE_2But how should Project Eden begin? What about a time and true standard to emulate?… James Bond of course. Lets have about five to ten minutes to introduce our scene, our characters which leads into a far out title sequence that drops in hints of danger and sex over the text. Now that’s a total homage to the legacy of 007. During the intro we are told about how mankind has invented warps drives and moved all over the expanses of outer space. And the fuel used for these warp drives is a metal called vizorium.

DP_PE_3Now vizorium is rare and sometimes brings in a criminal racket. This is how Kei and Yuri meet up with the thief Carson D. Carson, who is as handsome as he is sly. Unfortunately, Carson evades arrest, but don’t fret, we have not seen the last of him. Moving on, Kei and Yuri investigate a few of the rival vizorium mines that have been recently ransacked. Our Lovely Angels decide afterward to take a break with a nice warm bath and this is where they hilariously meet up with Carson again. The girls with Carson then take on these odd Alien vs. Predator monsters and learn from Carson about the real man behind this whole business of vizorium madness, Dr. Wattsman. Let the fun begin! And why does Wattsman have that previously mentioned bottle of Chateau Laffitte 1945 ‘De Gaulle’ and why does Carson desire is so much?

In terms of the vast amount of Dirty Pair material, Project Eden ranks as a very, very close second to my beloved Affair of Nolandia. I am in no way saying one is superior over the other, it’s just Nolandia’s darker tone just touches me that much more for repeat viewing. Both are solid productions from studio Sunrise and both feature two solid English dubs that provide an alternative to the classic Japanese casting. ADV’s attempt was more accurate in terms of translation, but Streamline’s is solid gold in terms of delivery. I have often praised that the Dirty Pair dubs from Streamline are possibly the best work they ever did and Project Eden’s dub with Lara Cody as Kei, Wendy Lee as Yuri, Kerrigan Mahan as Carson and Steve Kramer as Wattsman is perhaps Streamline’s pièce de résistance. In any case, you have options.

DP_PE_4So Project Eden… it’s the Dirty Pair at their biggest and perhaps, their finest hour. The excitement is great. The explosions are huge. The laughter cannot be contained. Plus, you get three attractive looking people in basically their underwear for a majority of the film. A killer combo. And while this is not the most artsy or serious films of the 1980s, it is without question one of the most fun. Much like Project A-Ko, or Space Adventure Cobra, Project Eden is one of the ultimate popcorn action comedies of the decade… and beyond.

#7 : Dirty Pair: Affair of Nolandia

Ah the Dirty Pair… I mean Lovely Angels (watching to see if Kei is going to smack me), the quintessential dynamic duo of anime. You know them (at least I hope you do?), you love them and so do I. Of course we have had many renditions of these two trouble consultants for the WWWA including novels, television, OVAs, movies and that Flash series that I have no interest to dive into (maybe someday). But I want to look at a one-off oddball that just happens to be my favorite outing of Kei and Yuri. So grab Mughi and get the engines started as we head to the planet Ookbar so we can solve the… Affair of Nolandia.

Dirty Pair: Affair of Nolandia was my first trip with the Dirty Pair. Remember good old VHS? After finding a used copy of the Streamline release (more on this later) for a couple of bucks I gave it a shot and the rest is history for me. So what about this entry makes it perhaps my favorite outing, besides it was the first time with the ladies of WWWA?

Nolandia-1The look of this show is very different, not so much the settings, but the character designs. Gone are the more doe-eyed, cartoony look so familiar with these girls and what we get instead is a more streamlined  design reminding me a little bit of Zeta Gundam, a contemporary of this OVA. The tone is also a little different. Sure there are funny moments, but there are times when this show gets a little serious, particularly with the scenes dealing with psychic phenomena. And as for psychic or ESP ability, did you know that comes from the original novels? Very true and it is the only time this is ever seen in animated form. If you are familiar with the novels, you would know that Kei and Yuri became a team because both have clairvoyant talents. And if you didn’t know, READ, it does a body and mind good.

Nolandia-2.jpgSo what is it that brings our Lovely Angels out to Ookbar and eventually, the forest of Nolandia? Well let’s just say a scientist was looking to escape into exile and oddly the spacecraft he was traveling on ends up crashing. The pilots freaked out, stating that they saw the runway going all crazy. It so happens that this was in the same area our girls were sent to look for a missing psychic girl, Misuni, who is known to have powerful abilities. Can there possibly be a connection? Maybe. Of course along the way they have to deal with a large corporation, the local police force and a tough as nails tough guy, who happens to be a… now that would be cheating.

Nolandia-3Now back to Streamline pictures as I will now add in ADV as well. This is part of a handful of properties that have had an opportunity to be dubbed more than once. Of course the original Japanese track is great and ADV’s well… just gets the job done. The Streamline dub featuring Lara Cody (Kei) and Wendee Lee (Yuri) may be a little lighter in the translation, but this one works oh so well that I consider it canon, in my book. Both ladies brought a life to the girls that can rival the original voice actors. If you care to debate this by all means, but I am sticking to my guns. The Dirty Pair dubs may just be Streamline’s best work, with My Neighbor Totoro as well.

From what I could find from research, Affair of Nolandia was probably going to be an alternate OVA series that ended up only being a single outing. It would have been interesting to see where this different direction of the Dirty Pair would have gone, but that is now history. Thankfully we have this one and it is available on DVD and with both dubs no less.