#19 : Leda: Fantastic Adventure of Yohko

One thing hits my mind when I begin each watch of Leda: Fantastic Adventure of Yohko… Claude Debussy’s Clair de Lune. The gentle piano music that Yohko plays, at least to me, sounds very similar to the dreamy and romantic Debussy classic. Our young heroine is in love and is totally crushing on a boy she wants to share her feelings with. As she plays on, she says that this music reflects the love in her heart and will give her the strength she needs to expose her affection. What a way to start an anime!

leda1With music in hand via a recording being played on tape via a Walkman (ah nostalgia) Yohko walks down a road to see her beau. And as they both approach the anxiety builds. They both pass by and all is silent. In disappointment our heroine sighs, she just couldn’t say it. OK now we need something exciting… how about we do a shojo cliche? The surface begins to melt away and she is soon sucked into a weird teleportation where she confronts an evil looking bishounen asking for Leda’s heart. She refuses and cries out to vanish and then soon appear in a strange surreal land where her greatest adventure is about to begin. Sound familiar? Much like Escaflowne, Magic Knight Rayearth, Twelve Kingdoms, or a number of other productions our heroine is about to have a sublime experience.

leda2An experience where she encounters baddies, a short friend, a cool mech that looks kind of like something from Castle in the Sky, Mr. bishounen again and she transforms to gain powers and a sword while rocking her red hair in a side ponytail (ah nostalgia… again). Oh and a talking dog too. I mean come on, who hasn’t seen a talking dog? Yohko never has apparently (note: if you never seen this, it is one of the funniest moments). I mean my cats, they talk, so what is the big deal? 😉 Sounds like a lot of magical girl standards and yet there is no magic wand and gibberish spoken within a stock transformation sequence. In the end what we have is a coming of age story mixed with the concepts of love, music, over coming fear and being honest to yourself. And… it’s a fun ride in the process.

leda3A production of my beloved Kaname Production, 1985’s Leda: Fantastic Adventure of Yohko is one the studio’s best and is a hallmark of quality classic shojo (my opinion). Though it is a stock and trade story of the average high school school wisked away to become the ultimate hero in a foreign land, Yohko leaves it mark and is a favorite of my collection. Only released here in the U.S. on that good old format of VHS, I am honored that two copies of this rare release have found their way to me, sub and dub. In fact the dub was done by the same company and actors that did Macross: Do You Remember Love, if anyone has info on this company or actors please send it my way. I will be able to sleep better at night knowing this 😉 (strange, yet true?)

leda4What I find is how productions like Leda: Fantastic Adventure of Yohko can get lost in the classic anime shuffle, but then again during ye olden days of fandom most fans were predominately male and I am sure if Leda: Fantastic Adventure of Yohko was up against say Akira I am sure most of the ‘boys’ would have picked Akira (maybe?). Which is a shame because back then in regards to my personal exposure, when I thought of anime from the 1980s, shojo was not even on my radar. Times and circumstances have changed and now I have a treasure trove of stories that are not testosterone driven. And now with each new experience with older shojo titles I have something magical and fresh. Maybe I am saying something about myself? Even so, I love a strong female protagonist who is strong, independent and still feminine. Girl power for the win!

So now I will sum up Leda: Fantastic Adventure of Yohko with only one word… ADORABLE 🙂

afterthought: Hey Gurren Laggan fans! I wonder where Gainax got the idea for a bikini clad redhead named Yoko? Though missing an ‘h’ in the spelling the resemblance is close enough. What do you think?

#16 : Dominion Tank Police

With the buzz and in some cases dismay for the live action interpretation of Ghost in the Shell it makes me think back… it has been a virtual cash cow for the original manga creator Masamune Shirow. Ghost in the Shell this, Ghost in the Shell that… yes the Major is a sexy assassin and there is all the political drama, but really… Over Kill! Appleseed has had it’s moment as well, too bad I was sleeping through the boredom of the CG movie (the old OVA is not perfect, but watchable to me). What ever happened to Dominion Tank Police? “Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo.”

dtp1Acting as a prelude to the manga, we follow young Leona Ozaki as she transfers away from the motorcycle division into the “very professional” tank police and see her transform from an innocent girl wanting to do the right thing, into a tank obsessed lunatic. Oh them boys really corrupted her. She may be the naughtiest of the lot? But then again how can she not be an obsessed tank otaku when she has the sleek and little Bonaparte to ride in. If ever a tank was “cute”, this would be it. If you dare as scratch him you are in for reaming.

dtp2Now as for other characters, you have an assorted lot, but here are my top picks: Al, who may be the straightest arrow; the Chief, who is always one moment away from cardiac arrest and the ever epitome of male/macho bravado Lt. Charles Brenten, the guy who makes me laugh harder than anyone. And then of course you have bad boy Buaku and his team of cat girls, Anna and Umi Puma. Those Puma Twins, ever famous from the striptease (which may be the most famous scene in the OVA), are possibly one of if not the biggest sex symbols of 80s anime. But you know, I always liked the scene where they were goofing off and acting like rich debutants.

Going beyond the comedy and characters, we have a world of serious consequences. The setting of Newport City is quite dire due to heavy pollution. If you want to breathe that lovely outside air, you better have a gas mask. An environmental message mixed in with slapstick comedy? Very crafty indeed. But the other message of heavier consequence confronts our main badguy, Buaku, coming to terms with his creation and life purpose. Interesting in the second half we see a sensitivity and humane gentile nature from Buaku, of all people. And from a piece of ‘artwork’ that he considers his existence.

dtp3The one odd thing about the comedic aspect of this OVA is the fact that you have law enforcement that is a rag tag group of goof balls and in some cases, insane lunatics, using military grade weaponry to deal with day to day criminal activity. Funny in the 80s, but when I think about certain events that have happened more of recent where our ‘real’ police are using very similar equipment I get a bit of a shudder. What kind of messed up world does the police need tanks? Newport City with Leona and Brenten is acceptable, but keep these heavy duty war machines off my roads and everyone else’s as well. It makes Dominion almost prophetic to the real “future” of today. SCARY!

dtp4I have not forgotten thee. How could I? As of the material I have seen based on Shirow’s work, Dominion Tank Police is my personal favorite. Maybe because for a couple reasons I could ramble on about, but in all honesty… it’s completely un-politically correct and at least for me…hilariously funny. Imagine adding Dave Chapelle to the mix? Maybe add some Chuck Jones Looney Tunes direction. Nah, leave it as is because it works, SO DON’T FIX IT! Then the second half gets a bit sentimental as mentioned before. I know some are not big on this part, but hey we get to have some sympathy with the antagonist. Also Dominion Tank Police defines for me watching good old anime on that good old format, VHS (maybe because the out of print DVD is a bit pricey and VHS copies are like a dime a dozen). But Dominion Tank Police on VHS is like the Beatles on vinyl… good times. And please, watch the English dub, it’s beyond priceless.

Just remember… “Love your tank like a brother no matter what!”… “Love your tank like a brother?”

#13 : The Humanoid

humanoid1COFFEE!!! Double expresso latte with caramel and whipped creme… Ok, maybe decaf. Wait a minute, I don’t like coffee. And to be honest, I just spoiled the Humanoid. If you have seen in you know what I mean. You think it’s some goofy space adventure rip off with elements of Star Wars and the robot from Metropolis (well a more pretty version?). No it’s just coffee, probably got backing from Starbucks most likely. You know I’m done. See ya.

Oh you are still here? Yes there is a lot of coffee mentions in the short one off OVA, but in reality it is in my honest opinion the most 80s-tastic greatest bad anime ever. So it is in reality not that bad, just unbelievably entertaining. If this is not in your collection, look for the loose change in the couch, or borrow from a friend. And yes, you could download via torrent, but you are different, eh?

Well what to say without ruining this one, its a short production? Well there is the… no can’t say that. Or how about… no can’t say that one either. OH POOH!!! Our story begins with a rip off of Lando Calrissian, Alan making a big remark about how “memories of Earth and the rich smell of this coffee keeps my spirits up.” (Yes that is a direct quote) Wait, wait a minute here… Coffee… already. See told you so.

humanoid2OK, now to be serious. Despite The Humanoid being ridiculous beyond measure, cliche as all out, I have to say one thing about. I LOVE IT. It’s a goofy mess and a half, but as I said earlier, it has an entertaining value that only cheesy low budget sci-fi can only do right. Here is the basic plot. Two guys travel to a far off planet to make a stop to meet up with one of the boy’s girlfriend’s (and that would be the yet to be named Eric, because we find out later Alan is married, sorry ladies) and her grandfather who is a scientist. And guess what grandpa Dr. Watson invents, this really sleek and sexy ultra feminine robot named Antoniette who eventually learns about love and such even though she is only a machine? But, you also have a plot where you have some princess held in exile from another planet. And her administrator is a megalomaniac bishonen, Governor Proud is his name and that is no lie, who tries to reactivate some old ship which could destroy everything. WHAT? All of this in about 45 minutes? Yeah and our heroine Antoinette saves the day, but at a price. Plus, even more COFFEE references.

humanoid3Now I will give The Humanoid some credit, it is the only show I have seen where people have to escape from an escape capsule. That is a first for me? I mean this is what cheesy one-off OVAs from the 80s are all about. Highly creative, ridiculous and when done right… fun. It’s not that massively over testosterone gore of M.D. Geist, the what-the-hell did I just watch Crystal Triangle, or the Dirty Pair rip-off of Wanna-Be’s. (whoa two of these three were released by Central Park Media too, love ya CPM) It’s The Humanoid. Slightly flawed, yet beautiful in the eyes of those who have a taste for ‘bad’ anime. No not ‘bad’, more like ‘totally awesome’.

And I forgot to mention that my beloved Kaname Production was the studio that made this one. I am really sorry everyone. So now watch or rematch this mess because after all, it is good for you be it mind, body and soul. As for me. I will just Dance, Dance in the Rain… If you like the opening credits song you will get that one.