I want more robot fun like classic Transformers! Not all these reboots, or rebrands. Just give me some good old fashioned G1 thank you. Japan would produce three further series and a one off OVA under the Transformers banner after we here in the west decide to drop the robot toy show like a forced divorce. OK, we have options here, but lets be a spoiled child and say… NO! I want more! I remember that other toyline/show from way back when… Challenge of the GoBots. But I want an anime! Was there a Japanese domestic market afternative version of the GoBots? The original toyline, also an import like Transformers, was named Machine Robo and the heavens speak, “Yes, you have an option.” Oh really? BOOM! Oh hey… look what showed up on our laps this time round. Machine Robo: Revenge of Chronos has come over today to play.
This show is so freakin’ entertaining, cliche and goofy. Just a whole barrel of FUN! Machine Robo embrace’s everything… sentient transforming robots, humanoid non-transforming robots, power-up super robots and the Devil Satan 6. Devil Satan 6? These kids are the usual bad guys you see every week from the Gyandlar Empire doing all the dirty work and going up against our band of heroes who live on the planet of Chronos. Ah hence the name of the title. These heroes include Rom Stol (our main hero and kind of like Casshan, or Megaman), his sister Reina, Blue Jet (who is actually red and a badass swordsman), Rod Drill (nice name, is that a drill in your pocket, or…?) and Jim (Reina’s bodyguard/ride). Who came up with the names of this cast? Now this pertains to the first half of the show, then things change and we get even more characters, a redemptive villain and a more serious plot. Just one question remains… what is this Hyribead everyone is looking for? I leave that for you to find out.
Now all of the stated above sounds interesting enough, but this did not solidify my interest in this show. One big, HUGE!, factor sold me on this anime and that was the way Rom Stol made an entrance. These are never at the beginning of the show, but instead occur somewhere in the middle or near the end when Rom is about to open up a can of whoop ass. First we have to take a cue from spaghetti western’s and throw in some mariachi music with emphasis on the guitar and trumpet. Next we need to see our villains as stunned and confused. Then we need Rom to recite some over the top philosophical speech, lets use the one from episode two as an example , “What keeps you from bending to evil’s violent ways, the spirit of justice one uses to fight fear is what people call freedom.” Then the baddies reply with, “Who are you?” or “Who said that?” Rom’s only response before jumping in to attack is, “You don’t deserve to know my name.” I eat it up every single time.
Now what about that opening credit sequence? It can rival any Shonen Jump or mecha show combined. After all this minute and a half sequence is selling us on a hybrid of Fist of the North Star, Dragon Ball, Transformers and super robots. If only it had magical girls and big hair as well then it would maybe be the greatest average anime of all time. And finally that ending theme… woo yeah that’s a great dance track, “Sweet dreams forever…”. Come on you know you want to shake your booty at the end of every episode. 😉
Toy shows often have the reputation of being a dime a dozen. They are throwaway, disposable and serve the purpose for quick marketing hype. Machine Robo: Revenge of Chronos is guilty as charged in regards to these characteristics, but it is worth my dime every single time. I think we look pretty good together and you think our shoes are of leather (actually we got canvas, Converse style)… sorry, but I had to throw in some of the The Who’s Substitute lyrics because… when it comes to a substitute for G1 Transformers, Machine Robo: Revenge of Chronos is a winner!