Let’s talk a serious topic here. Professional wrestling! To be more precise, women’s professional wrestling. OK? I bet you thought I was going to say politics and religion in our current society, or perhaps in 15th century Europe. And YES, we can talk about religion and politics, but I can’t just yet, because… because… we have to talk about awesomely cheesy wrestling anime for this entry. Recently we had an option come out called Wannabe the Strongest in the World, but that’s a newer entry and I talk about older and defunct titles. Perhaps if I shorten the title… to Wanna-Be’s… and like magic I have a wrestling one off OVA from 1986… press play.
Could this be just a bad clone of the Dirty Pair? Miki and Eri are close doppelgängers to Kei and Yuri respectively. Maybe it is, maybe not, I say who cares! What I can say is Wanna-Be’s is perhaps the overlooked middle child for studio AIC during their 80s run where they created anime with a focus on strong female casts. The other two productions, Gall Force and Bubblegum Crisis, had a chance to expand beyond being a single entry. Incidentally, Kenichi Sonoda’s character designs are all over all three of these entries. Wanna-Be’s, poor thing, never got to be a multiple entry production. Quality over quantity perhaps? Then again, an OVA about wrestling will never be highbrow material. And again I say who cares, the production runs just under an hour so grab that popcorn and… press play.
We begin our story with a tag team match between the cute and heroic Dream Team and those tough bad girls with attitude, the Foxy Ladies. The Foxy Ladies are considered the queens of the ring and how they keep that crown is by fighting dirty and rough. The Wanna-Be’s, the Dream Team’s understudies perhaps, watch from the side lines as the nice girls literally get the stuffing knocked out of them. The match goes to the Foxy Ladies and soon their sights are set on the up and coming Wanna-Be’s. Now this is where our story starts to divert from a stock and trade sports anime, but then again in professional sports this next topic is an oh so common practice. And that would be? Performance enhancement! This is interesting… press play.
Our Lovely Angels, whoops wrong anime, I mean Wanna-Be’s would rather be out having a good time at the clubs, chatting it up with cute guys, etc., but that has to end. Getting back to performance enhancement, this is a call for lots and lots of… training. In combination with lifting and practice, these girls are under the eye of the Kidou Corporation as they use a mega-steroid to get pumped up to 1). be guinea pigs for this drug (this is only the tip of the iceberg of what is behind this company) and 2). to kick the crap out of those meany Foxy Ladies. Why can’t we just fight this fair and square kids? But then again, fair and square would have made this a mediocre and formulaic mid-80s OVA. Can’t have that, because I need a reason to… press play.
Wanna-Be’s has an iconic spot on my shelf, on LaserDisc no less. Mmm… 12 inch platters are so yummy. I love quality anime (just remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder), but I have a soft spot for cheesy titles that have so much entertainment value that you cannot consider them bad, even if they don’t have a lot of lasting qualities. Wanna-Be’s is like The Humanoid for me in that regard. Products of their respective generation that have moved past their sell by dates and become unique gems in hiding. If you have a copy, either digital or physical, or come across a copy of Wanna-Be’s… press play.