#70 : Dirty Pair: Project Eden

If there is one thing the Dirty Pair, I mean Lovely Angels (sorry girls), do well is that they know how to make a big explosion no matter where they go. I mean it is a part of their reputation after all. But in 1987, after a shortened TV show and a one off OVA, our girls Kei and Yuri would make a BIG comeback. First a couple OVA releases, the first to finish off the TV series and the second a ten episode new series. And then, ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, our favorite duo would get a moment on the big screen. HOORAY!!! Welcome to the Dirty Pair Movie (Japan’s official name, really?) better known as Dirty Pair: Project Eden.

DP_PE_1Wine, women and song. This is an old saying and yet it perfectly fits the Dirty Pair’s… Ah I mean Lovely Angel’s only theatrical outing. All three of these elements have an important role in this movie. The wine, the minor McGuffin device of sorts between the two male characters (who I will mention later). Is this bottle of Chateau Laffitte 1945 ‘De Gaulle’ really worth all this trouble? Women, well that is our main duo Kei and Yuri, or duh that’s obvious. And song, this film has a great soundtrack. Find the moment where Yuri is dancing and you will see what I mean, because sometimes when the closing track Pas de Deux kicks in, I do similar moves.

DP_PE_2But how should Project Eden begin? What about a time and true standard to emulate?… James Bond of course. Lets have about five to ten minutes to introduce our scene, our characters which leads into a far out title sequence that drops in hints of danger and sex over the text. Now that’s a total homage to the legacy of 007. During the intro we are told about how mankind has invented warps drives and moved all over the expanses of outer space. And the fuel used for these warp drives is a metal called vizorium.

DP_PE_3Now vizorium is rare and sometimes brings in a criminal racket. This is how Kei and Yuri meet up with the thief Carson D. Carson, who is as handsome as he is sly. Unfortunately, Carson evades arrest, but don’t fret, we have not seen the last of him. Moving on, Kei and Yuri investigate a few of the rival vizorium mines that have been recently ransacked. Our Lovely Angels decide afterward to take a break with a nice warm bath and this is where they hilariously meet up with Carson again. The girls with Carson then take on these odd Alien vs. Predator monsters and learn from Carson about the real man behind this whole business of vizorium madness, Dr. Wattsman. Let the fun begin! And why does Wattsman have that previously mentioned bottle of Chateau Laffitte 1945 ‘De Gaulle’ and why does Carson desire is so much?

In terms of the vast amount of Dirty Pair material, Project Eden ranks as a very, very close second to my beloved Affair of Nolandia. I am in no way saying one is superior over the other, it’s just Nolandia’s darker tone just touches me that much more for repeat viewing. Both are solid productions from studio Sunrise and both feature two solid English dubs that provide an alternative to the classic Japanese casting. ADV’s attempt was more accurate in terms of translation, but Streamline’s is solid gold in terms of delivery. I have often praised that the Dirty Pair dubs from Streamline are possibly the best work they ever did and Project Eden’s dub with Lara Cody as Kei, Wendy Lee as Yuri, Kerrigan Mahan as Carson and Steve Kramer as Wattsman is perhaps Streamline’s pièce de résistance. In any case, you have options.

DP_PE_4So Project Eden… it’s the Dirty Pair at their biggest and perhaps, their finest hour. The excitement is great. The explosions are huge. The laughter cannot be contained. Plus, you get three attractive looking people in basically their underwear for a majority of the film. A killer combo. And while this is not the most artsy or serious films of the 1980s, it is without question one of the most fun. Much like Project A-Ko, or Space Adventure Cobra, Project Eden is one of the ultimate popcorn action comedies of the decade… and beyond.

Author: Josh

I love anime, particularly the the titles of the 1980s. I grew up with a small handful of these titles, but I have always wanted to know more of what was available. I currently live in the Midwest of the U.S. and also have passions for music, astrology and video games.

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